Crush

I get so confused these days...I mean there are so many numbers any more. You can't just dial the last four numbers anymore...I digress.

You have to dial all 7 now. You have to remember the cell phone, work, the other cell phone...there are so many numbers to remember. I hate numbers....

There are also different words for clothes....

1. Thongs are now flip flops...thongs use to be worn on your feet!
2. Kangaroo Jackets are now zip ups...or someting like that...I don't even know what they are called anymore!!
3. Thongs are now a type of underwear with a string that goes in your butt crack!
4. Bunnyhugs are now called Hoodies
5. Rounded cowboy boots for woman are called Fatbabies

The list goes on and on and on and on....I can't keep up.

Here is a new slang word that I was hit with the other day...."crush". This is the sentence it was used in..."Let's go crush some spaghetti." What the hell is that?!? Oh...wait... they are going to go and eat some spaghetti!!! What the...?

I just can't keep up! I'm thiry-something! What is it gonna be like when I am 50.